S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my shit smells like andre
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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