roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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