Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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