we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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