Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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