love makes seman taste better
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Are my feet made of real feet?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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