Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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