Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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