she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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