doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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