I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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