One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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