so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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