the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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