Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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