How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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