White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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