She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Holy shit dude........stairs
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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