Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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