god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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