so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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