Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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