I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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