He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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