sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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