well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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