after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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