This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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