Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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