I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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