How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
