Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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