You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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