i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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