I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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