am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0