I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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