David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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