She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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