She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm passing your future prison.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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