just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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