shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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