and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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