I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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