she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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