I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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