Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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