Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
