Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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