just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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