put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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