OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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